Sunday, April 3, 2011

Jordan-speak

Jordan sometimes hears things differently than the rest of us, and her mis-translations are hilarious.  What's even funnier is the vehemence with which she defends her version of things.  Here's a sample:

- She thinks Snow White is singing "Whistle while you were".  If you sing it "wrong", she'll get completely exasperated with you (involves lots of irritated sighing).

- She likes the story about "Handsome and Grittle".  (She likes any story with a witch, or a mean old woman that she can make into a witch.)

- a buffet is a cafe

- she randomly subs a "f" for a "th", but is consistent with the words she does this for (fink/think, somefing/something, toof/tooth)

- she's finally acquiesced on this one, but for a long time she called pepperoni pizza macaroni pizza.

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