Clothes

Something strange happened to my body after bearing two children. Somehow, my torso must have elongated 2 inches, which means my legs must have also shrunk said 2 inches, since I'm still 5'6".... Why do I think this??? Because every last shirt I own is TWO INCHES TOO SHORT!!!! I can understand things still being a little snug in my midsection, I stall have a few pounds to go, but this is ridiculous. I was standing in line at the post office today (another story), and to my horror, when I glanced down at Jordan, I saw in my peripheral vision a band of while belly fat. Soooo embarrassing. Thank goodness I had Jacob with me, who I think sometimes serves as the silent explanation for my disheveled appearance.