What the???

We all went to Costco yesterday for a quick beer and chips run prior to the UT game. Jamie was mad because he'd poured himself a big bowl of salsa before verifying we had any tortilla chips in the house. Anyway, we're checking out: I'm there, Jordan's sitting in the cart, we have beer and wine. AND HE GETS CARDED!!! I'm like, what the hell??? Did they think he was my teenage son?? Or I'm some cougar that got knocked up by a high school kid? Jamie has gray hair!!! I don't have a single gray hair! I haven't been carded in years. Baby-faced ba$tard...